Things you shouldn't say on a first date

Everyone has at least one horrible first date story, and if you don’t watch what you say, you could find yourself topping someone’s list of worst dates ever. Coined these from personal experience and gist from my friends;
1. "I thought your name was a guy's name." Oga please ask me what my name means first before mocking me. (I get this a lot so it had to be number one)

2. "I love women with big boobs" really bros, no one cares.

3. "Damn girl. Nice racks!" We love being complemented o. A Lot. but leave our racks first. At least not just yet maybe later on. We'd prefer if you concentrate on our fine face, pretty eyes, lovely hair and nails, cute smile and so on. Definitely not the racks. It's embarrassing.

4. "I used to smoke" maybe it's cool to smoke where you come from but not around here. That info would scare most girls away. It's simply not necessary. Especially if you've stopped.

5. "God led me to you" led kwa? Next thing you'd need leading to kiss. I know you think it should be impressive that the holy spirit choose me for you but sorry boo it's freakish.

6. "I had so many side chicks when I was dating my ex". So why on earth would you say this to a girl you want to date? It sounds like a disclaimer for when you start doing it again.

7. "I can't take you to a fancy restaurant" Most people don’t want to date someone in financial trouble. If you can’t afford the date, wait till u can afford one worthy of a first impression! #bitter fact#

8. "I still live with my parents." hide the looser facts biko.

9. "You remind me of my mom." Women dread being compared to your mother.

10. "What's the difference between a houseboy and a gentleman" you really had to ask that? Asking this on a first date moves you from "potential" to "no way in hell"

11. "Our kids would be so cute" When you're not korode bello or Neymar you're  talking about me having kids for you already?

12. "My brother is in jail, and my folks are separated" we don't need to know your family is dysfunctional yet.

13. "I really didn't want to come, but I had to" like it was the girl that fixed the date for you.

14. "My name is Engr X" let's live it at first names only please. It's not an official date so calling your tittle is simply ridiculous.

15. "Want to see the lingerie I bought you?" do yourself a favour and stick to more traditional gifts.

16. "Can we go to your place later?" if you were not so shallow you might actually get to see her place sometime.

17. "Sex calms me" keep your sex talk far far away please. It's irritating. Period!

18. "Hope you can pound yam" do you want a relationship or a maid?

19. "I don't usually go for short girls" my typical ejiro fashion response: neither do I o. I like taller girls.
 I know You're trying to remember if you did such damages on any date. Lol- now you're smiling. Don't worry, most of these are forgivable as long as she likes you. I repeat, AS LONG AS SHE LIKES YOU.